Friday, March 6, 2009

For future reference...

You don't read this (well, whoever you are reading this right now, you clearly do. The specific you to whom (who?) I am referring, does not), so I can say this:

When you're trying to explain how you feel about me, in admittedly stunted phrases (This seems to be the only time you're at a loss for words) don't sum it up with, "if I didn't care about you, I wouldn't be spending the money to come visit." You can just say, " I care about you." In fact, I'd prefer it. The other way isn't sweet. It's guilt-inducing.

I'm just saying, think of the leaves.

2 comments:

Rick Snee said...

That's actually a good sign. Only smooth operators say the right thing every time.

Yes, stewardess: I speak male.

MJ said...

I only speak Jive.