How did it know? Also, I thought he was blocked.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
I am slightly concerned that my Netflix queue does not say good things about me
It feels like I've included a number of the titles on this queue as a means of atonement. I might be intellectually over-compensating.
Monday, June 15, 2009
Adventures in forced interaction
REENACTMENT OF AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION AT LAST NIGHT'S DELIOUSLY AWKWARD NO DOUBT CONCERT:
Ex-Boyfriend: I should take one of those flyers since I used to have to do that job. Oh well.
Me: Yeah, I used to have to be the person who took pictures of you doing that job.
Ex: Hey you got shows out of it. John Mayer?
Me: And Brett Dennon.
Ex: Yeah, how do you like that in your face?*
*this is an approximation of what he said, it did involve "in your face" I just can't remember the exact wording
Me: Actually, I would like John Mayer in my face. That would be quite nice.
Ex: [scowl].
Me: Ha, see what I did there, I turned it around on you. [dances to lighten mood] See that? It's my turned-it-around-on-you dance.
(editor's note: was the dancing excessive? Yes, probably. Was the other dance I had to do to avoid the turned over trashcan while doing my intended dance hilarious? Yes, I believe, enough to make up for the preceding.)
Ex: [scowl].
The concert last night was fantastic and lent an ironic level of hilarity when forced to sing along to No Doubt next to my ex-boyfriend. Then again, Gwen and Tony do that every night.
Ex-Boyfriend: I should take one of those flyers since I used to have to do that job. Oh well.
Me: Yeah, I used to have to be the person who took pictures of you doing that job.
Ex: Hey you got shows out of it. John Mayer?
Me: And Brett Dennon.
Ex: Yeah, how do you like that in your face?*
*this is an approximation of what he said, it did involve "in your face" I just can't remember the exact wording
Me: Actually, I would like John Mayer in my face. That would be quite nice.
Ex: [scowl].
Me: Ha, see what I did there, I turned it around on you. [dances to lighten mood] See that? It's my turned-it-around-on-you dance.
(editor's note: was the dancing excessive? Yes, probably. Was the other dance I had to do to avoid the turned over trashcan while doing my intended dance hilarious? Yes, I believe, enough to make up for the preceding.)
Ex: [scowl].
The concert last night was fantastic and lent an ironic level of hilarity when forced to sing along to No Doubt next to my ex-boyfriend. Then again, Gwen and Tony do that every night.
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